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Tuning my Car?
Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:22 PM
Okay i have an 02 z24 cavalier which is right now in the shop because it's knocking.

Anyways for some reason my top speed can only be 105mph? Which is not fast enough for me. Why doesn't my car have rev limiter? (or my car probably wouldn't be in the shop right now)
The car is 5 speed.

The reason i want to go faster is because by the time i hit 105 some civic passes me up and obviously he thinks he has won the race because i can't go any fast. (I don't have a death wish)

Sad thing is my old 95 civic d15 did 110mph. What wrong with my 2.4 d9?

Re: Tuning my Car?
Sunday, January 17, 2010 2:26 AM
1) Your car has a rev limiter.
2) Your car has a speed governor because retards like you drive that fast on public roads.
3) Your car doesn't hit anywhere near the governor in the 1/4 mile.
4) The Civic obviously passes you way before hand, which is why he thinks he won. You don't have much in the way of mods to your car which warrant any modification of the governor. If it did, you'd know how to get rid or it.





i find it amusing that SHOoff has nothing better to do but follow me around & be an unhelpful dick in even cross-forum. - Jon Mick
Re: Tuning my Car?
Sunday, January 17, 2010 5:27 AM
SHOoff wrote:1) Your car has a rev limiter.
2) Your car has a speed governor because retards like you drive that fast on public roads.
3) Your car doesn't hit anywhere near the governor in the 1/4 mile.
4) The Civic obviously passes you way before hand, which is why he thinks he won. You don't have much in the way of mods to your car which warrant any modification of the governor. If it did, you'd know how to get rid or it.



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Dumbass.






Re: Tuning my Car?
Sunday, January 17, 2010 6:33 AM
Taken from OP's profile.....
Quote:


Birthday: June 14, 1992

Gender: Male
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Caucasian (White)
Education: High School
Occupation: Fatz Cafe
About Me: I drive an 02 Cavalier and i need a @!#$ supercharger please.


Hobbies/Interests: Driving my car as fast as it will @!#$ go running from the police is what i do best.


What's New: My @!#$ car is a piece of @!#$ i need a supercharger.


Favorite Quote: "@!#$ you Bitch"


Dream Car: SRT 4


Favorite Links: http://Father & Son Porn


You Sir, and I say this with all due respect, sound like you are a big piece of sh!t. I have been to your town (Seneca SC) as I have family there. Most the people there are nice respectable people. Its sounds like you are a waste of sperm. I am guessing the better part of you went running down your dad's leg, or your mom may have swallowed it. Either way, You are the reason abortion should be legal until the age of 18. Based on your birthday, if this was allowed we could fix the problem! Like I said, with all due respect.

Good Day Sir......





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420.5whp / 359.8wtq

Re: Tuning my Car?
Sunday, January 17, 2010 7:54 AM
Andrew Hunter wrote:Okay i have an 02 z24 cavalier which is right now in the shop because it's knocking.

Anyways for some reason my top speed can only be 105mph? Which is not fast enough for me. Why doesn't my car have rev limiter? (or my car probably wouldn't be in the shop right now)
The car is 5 speed.

The reason i want to go faster is because by the time i hit 105 some civic passes me up and obviously he thinks he has won the race because i can't go any fast. (I don't have a death wish)

Sad thing is my old 95 civic d15 did 110mph. What wrong with my 2.4 d9?

Keep it there. And read this----> http://www.j-body.org/faq//80/

Also, if you don't have a death wish, then why race on the street? That's usually what results, whether it's your life or someone elses...and when it does happen you will join the countless others who have the pleasure of living with the guilt the rest of there lives who then spend their time on forums like this persuading others to not make the same mistake.

Remember: A smart man learns from his mistakes, but a wise man learns from others' mistakes. That is all.




I have no signiture
Re: Tuning my Car?
Sunday, January 17, 2010 1:01 PM
This guy is too dumb to be real.......fake thread?



Re: Tuning my Car?
Sunday, January 17, 2010 5:32 PM
OP:

BTW, I'm one of the few people here on the .org who actually legitimately do not have a governor on their car. 99% of all people on this board, still have one. Even those trapping 110+ in the 1/4.





i find it amusing that SHOoff has nothing better to do but follow me around & be an unhelpful dick in even cross-forum. - Jon Mick
Re: Tuning my Car?
Monday, January 18, 2010 12:14 AM
QWK LN2 (aka ImPhat0260) wrote:You Sir, and I say this with all due respect, sound like you are a big piece of sh!t. I have been to your town (Seneca SC) as I have family there. Most the people there are nice respectable people. Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. Either way, You are the reason abortion should be legal until the age of 18. Based on your birthday, if this was allowed we could fix the problem! Like I said, with all due respect.

Good Day Sir......


Fix't



Re: Tuning my Car?
Monday, January 18, 2010 8:19 AM
Nynnja wrote:

Fix't
No need to fix it.... I had it right the first time





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420.5whp / 359.8wtq

Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 3:12 AM
Gotta love that movie though.





i find it amusing that SHOoff has nothing better to do but follow me around & be an unhelpful dick in even cross-forum. - Jon Mick
Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 4:12 AM
I'll gladly flash it for you - you'll get my "valet tune".

3000 rpm rev limiter
35mph speed govorner
low octane spark tables copied into high octane tables


That will cost you 100$ in credits BTW




Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 8:51 AM
This was sent to my email from the OP... Seems I may have struck a nerve ..
Quote:

Reply |theplan09@yahoo.com to me
show details 10:52 PM (11 hours ago)

Wow you sir are dumb as fu(k and if I gave a damn you'd know it. Enough said?
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry


To the OP again.. I am not going to email you back. No point in it. I am going to tell you that I have forgot more than you will ever learn, and your response is a perfect example of why I posted what I did. Don't get too caught up in your make believe internet bad@ss/hard@ssness.... It just helps us bring you down easier.....

Once again, with all due respect...





P&P Tuning
420.5whp / 359.8wtq

Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 10:12 AM
Blk04Turbo wrote:This guy is too dumb to be real.......fake thread?


agreed.



Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 11:29 AM
i agree. no need to go that fast on the public roads...
Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 2:21 PM
YEAAAAA I got one via email too:

One badass Jbody tuner wrote:Haha real funny. God you car thugs internet nerds are funny
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Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 2:25 PM
I guess my biggest question to the OP is this: why would you replace a 95 Civic d15 that does 110mph with an 02 LD9 that only does 105mph? It just totally defies logic, and goes against your badass street-racer style.





Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 2:28 PM
Dont fool with him guys...

He has a blackburry!



Buildin' n' Boostin for 08' - Alex Richards
Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 5:55 PM
Ill post the emails to/from him when I get home. I'm on my hardass Blackberry right now too.



i find it amusing that SHOoff has nothing better to do but follow me around & be an unhelpful dick in even cross-forum. - Jon Mick
Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 6:08 PM
Apparently he doesn't like to reply on the forum, just individually to members, unless hes already been banned for the whole speed govonor thing

Quote:

Um a d9 is a cavalier motor dumb ass I said the d15 is my civic d15 was a jdm motor for Honda I was complaining because my d15 a 1.5 liter motor does faster than a 2.4 d9 motor


I never said you put the LD9 in the civic. I was implying you should have kept the civic, or got another civic so that you wouldn't be going through trouble on our forum.



Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 6:15 PM
theplan09@yahoo.com wrote:Actually since yall have nothing good to say why log in? Non or no help whatsoever
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry


Ok - HPtuners is 500-650 dollars and it will do everything you want and more. Other than telling you to kill yourself and/or use the search button, I can be no more helpful than that...



Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 6:32 PM
10/10 great thread


2001 Olds Alero (LD9)
650 whp / 543 ft-lb
@turboalero

Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 6:44 PM
oldskool wrote:
theplan09@yahoo.com wrote:Actually since yall have nothing good to say why log in? Non or no help whatsoever
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry


Ok - HPtuners is 500-650 dollars and it will do everything you want and more. Other than telling you to kill yourself and/or use the search button, I can be no more helpful than that...
why thank you
Re: Tuning my Car?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 6:45 PM
Blk04Turbo wrote:This guy is too dumb to be real.......fake thread?
sure bud it's fake? Cause i took the time to post it? gtfo.
Re: Tuning my Car?
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 3:06 AM
Emails... to/from.


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Well thanks for the advice. Got any tips on howw I can by pass the govener I think I can hit 105 in 4th gear.

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From: Jason
Date: Tue, 19 Jan 2010 03:17:36 -0800 (PST)
To: <theplan09@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [JBO] Re: Tuning my Car?

In short, NO.

The governor is permanantly written into the program. Under no circumstances can it be removed from the program in the computer. If it was, the computer would lock up and kill the engine because there are a number of things that point to that section of the program.

My car doesn't have a governor because it does not rely on that program to run the engine.

No I will not tell you how to get around the governor. A J-body isn't safe as it is at 40mph, let alone triple that speed. No need to give someone advice on how to drive around a death machine.

However, I will give you some hope. With very little education you can get around the governor on your own. Remember that computers aren't very smart, they'll only do what you tell them to do. And they won't do something if you don't tell them to do it. Not telling it everything that's going on will also help you get around variables like what you're seeking. Nothing more I can say.


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All I get is smart ass answers I love it

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From:----
Date: Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:34:38 +0000
To: <theplan09@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [JBO] Re: Tuning my Car?

You deserve it though

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Sure

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From: theplan09@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 01:56:35 +0000
To: ----
Subject: Re: [JBO] Re: Tuning my Car?

Cool? How so I hook up nitrous on my car?

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From: ----
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 01:59:32 +0000
To: <theplan09@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [JBO] Re: Tuning my Car?

Just run the line from the bottle to the intake tube. Good to go.

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From: theplan09@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 01:59:04 +0000
To: ----
Subject: Re: [JBO] Re: Tuning my Car?

Really? Is it expensive for the kit?

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From: ----
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:00:46 +0000
To: <theplan09@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [JBO] Re: Tuning my Car?

Around 500 prolly

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From: theplan09@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:00:57 +0000
To: ----
Subject: Re: [JBO] Re: Tuning my Car?

Well I def don't have that money I'm having my lifters re done because I had a lifter knock and that is costing 350 right now

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From: ----
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:03:34 +0000
To: <theplan09@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [JBO] Re: Tuning my Car?

Might be able to find someone selling a used kit for cheap. Times are tough right now ya know

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Oh that's true! I want to pay around 150 to 200 and I want it to be safe and don't want too much so it won't ruin my motor
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry


I especially like how easy it is to hook up nitrous. Don't you guys?
And I love how a Blackberry will allow you to help people out while you're on break at work.




i find it amusing that SHOoff has nothing better to do but follow me around & be an unhelpful dick in even cross-forum. - Jon Mick
Re: Tuning my Car?
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 11:48 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

this @!#$ is amazing.



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