Now remember the reasoning for it...
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what the balls is this thread even aboot?
Since I'm too lazy to try and find the history of this, but I'm still bored, I'm choosing to make up the story based on the pictures.
So like, a dude is at a bar and picks up this chick who is totally impressed by his wicked car, so he gives her a ride back to his house.
On the way home, he forgets why he has two tachometers, and in that moment of confusion he hits a stray dog. The damn thing bounces off the windshield and lies limp on the roadside. This totally KILLS the mood. He had to do something, or else the rest of the evening "WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD". So he performs doggie CPR and saves its life. She digs it.
Back at his house, they are "getting busy" when the dog's owner, having searched until she found the car with an imprint of the dog's bony ass in the bumper, beat down the door. She wanted someone to pay the vet bills, and the anguish of the dogs recovery. The gude tells this lady to screw off -- he saved the dog's life. So she grabs the ends of his cable-TV coax cables, tears off the connectors, drops them on the edge of the bed -- suggesting his testicles would meet the same fate if he didn't pay up."I'll see you in court", she says, and storms out. The dude and the chick look at each other, shrug, and then resume making out.
The next morning, the chick had snuck out, but left a hot picture on the nightstand. He discovers it's a perfect fit to tuck behind his painted guage bezel, and if he speeds, he can make the needle poke her in the face which makes him laugh. Life LOOKS GOOD. Very good indeed. Until the court date. THE END.
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^^^^^ I was lost until you made it clear, thank you for that lol
I should have also mentioned:
The dog died tragically the following day, and that if the lighting is right, you can still see the silhouette of his spirit haunting the hood of the car, peering over the dashboard, doomed to wander this Earth until the dude gets new wallpaper and puts his USB-powered vibrator away.
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haha, took me a second to figure out what thtat "dog" was, then i realized its a heater core hose.
Funny though, i posted this cus i asked for pics of a sunfire dash with a big tach, as my engine is currently out of the car, block at tthe machine shop waiting for all new parts. Only thing stock now is the crank, block, and head
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^^^^^ I was lost until you made it clear, thank you for that lol
lol...don't make me laugh man...im still in pain buddy hahaha
Rofl, that story was great.
No, this is the guy with a 04 sunfire and is completely building the engine... His problem is that the stock tach only goes to 7k, and his cams/valvetrain/bottom end are all beeing built for 8000+ RPMS. So no, im not the guy who put the grand am dash in his j
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That story made my day lol
no sorry the only thing that looks good in that picture in the 6 year old picture of the hottie...
You should have gotten a huge ass speedometer that only goes to 62.5, that seems to be all the MPH you need???
And I could have just sworn you were the guy that felt the urge to paint the outside edge of everything blue........
[quote=DrÃkÉ]no sorry the only thing that looks good in that picture in the 6 year old picture of the hottie...
actually the date is 2007, she graduates this year.
And i enjoyed the story as well
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Geeky wrote:I should have also mentioned:
The dog died tragically the following day, and that if the lighting is right, you can still see the silhouette of his spirit haunting the hood of the car, peering over the dashboard, doomed to wander this Earth until the dude gets new wallpaper and puts his USB-powered vibrator away.
And thats not wallpaper, its a couch... And dont mess with that couch until youve slept on it. lol
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Ben Brown wrote:thats not wallpaper, its a couch... And dont mess with that couch until youve slept on it. lol
Gosh, you're being a good sport about this. I love how you defend the couch, but didn't defend your choice of USB peripherals.
Seriously though -- I see the couch now. I sort of wondered about that cusion, but figured you might have a color-coordinated decor. I mistook your laptop screen frame for a door frame.
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Old Crazy Looking Couches are the best to sleep on they eat your body.
So this post is about the giant tach that you can only see a small portion of in the picture? We got a genius photographer don't we. Try taking a picture of the object your posting about next time.
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LMFAO @ Geeky's story... oh man.
I'm guessing Ben, you revved to high in the past? Why not just get a shift light then? Your setup looks good, but I think a shift light would have done the trick.
Geeky wrote:Ben Brown wrote:thats not wallpaper, its a couch... And dont mess with that couch until youve slept on it. lol
Gosh, you're being a good sport about this. I love how you defend the couch, but didn't defend your choice of USB peripherals.
Seriously though -- I see the couch now. I sort of wondered about that cusion, but figured you might have a color-coordinated decor. I mistook your laptop screen frame for a door frame.
haha i work in the industry for a living, was at a dealer for 2 years and now i drive parts while im in college.... I hear it ALL....
Imagine working at a ford dealer where everyone there is all about "no replacement for displacement" And driving a supercharged sunfire.
Plus it gives me a good laugh.
And Hypsy... Not trying to offend you, but your post is retarded. The point of this post is to show how the DASH looks with a big tach, and i personally dont mind it, IMO it looks pretty damn good. But i knew alot of people wouldnt like it, which is why i put my flame suit on. Actually i really really loved Geekys story, gave me a good laugh.
TomsCavalier, your damn right they are... Im actually sitting on that couch right now, my parents tried to throw it out but i told them if the couch goes, i go. Im surprised they didnt call someone right then and there lol.
BMXludwig... your comment about the 62.5MPH is correct. Because around here the highest posted speed limit is 65MPH and thats on ONE highway, I-270 is 55. So if my speedo is in the area that her picture is at then im in Ticket range.
so it really doesnt matter if i can read the rest of the speedo.
Oh, and i have HPtuners to tell me how fast im going if i really wanna know
WEEEE that was alot of typing
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haha, i just saw what you meant by the USB vibrator.... Lemme clear what one up... well i gotta go right now but i have a pic for you in reference to that ill post later.... Its gunna be good so be sure to check back in tonight
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