A woman was taking her lil daughter to a friend's house to they could have a playdate. On the way, the girl asks, "Mommy, how old are you?" The mother replies, "Well. thats not the kind of question you ask a woman" and left it at that. A few minutes later, the lil girl asks, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Again, the mother replies in saying that she shouldnt be asking those types of questions. Another few minutes goes by, and the lil girl asks, "Mommy, how come you and daddy got a divorce?" Angrily, the mother yells, "That is enough!! Stop with the questions!!"
The lil girl is talking to her friend, and tells her about how she couldnt get any answers out of her. Her friend says, "All you gotta do is look at her driver's license. It has all that stuff on it, kinda like a report card." So later that evening, the girl gets ahold of the license and gets what she needs. She walks up to her mom and says, "I know how old you are, mommy. You're 32." The mom just stares at her in disbelief. "You also weigh 140lbs." the lil girl says proudly. "I also know why you and daddy got a divorce." The mother gets all quiet and asks, "Well, how do you know that? The daughter replies, "Because your driver's license says you got an 'F' in sex."
R.I.P. JessE Gerard 7.11.87 - 1.25.08
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what does it mean when you've got an "M" in sex?!
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RIP JESSE GERARD.....Youll always be in my thoughts and prayers...
