I got out of work and hour early today... 4pm
So I was on a mission to hunt down a Nintendo Wii for me and the GF..
Well I checked a few pawn shops, no luck. So I head down to the FL mall and stop in at Toy R us, no luck their. So I go into the mall and stop @ game stop.... again they just sold out of them...
So i leave the mall thinking @!#$ no Wii to bring home and have fun.
When I am at the Sandlake and OBT light, I usually look around in my mirrors and see what other people are doing.
I look in my rear view and see this chick driving this old azz junker toyo rolla with rims she was white with a pizza pie / moon crater face... I think nothing of it and then BOOM
the dumb hooker ran into the back of me because she wasn't paying any mind to how fast traffic was moving... So i stick my hand out the window to tell her to get over... I attempt to get over and she SLAMS on her breaks and just misses me!
@ this point i am not in a good mood when someone does anything to my CarbonFiber Cherry... So I finally get over and the dumb hooker takes off... I am like WTF ZOMG OWNED... So i floor it like a Jew escaping from concentration camp and hit the next light and pull a U turn and call the popo's and they tell me to not follow the dumb hooker and stop.
So i stop at the BIG K right after Sand Lake light.. She told me to put the flashers on and wait.... an hour goes by and the FPH show up..
here is how the convo went down.
FHP " Sir are you ok? "
Me " Yes I am fine thank you! "
FHP " Sir so what happened "
( I tell him what I just told you all )
FHP " Well did you get her tag? "
Me " It is kinda hard to get her tag when i was making a right hopeing she would follow me. I kept going but then I was told to STOP and wait for you "
FHP " Well seeing how NO tag was gotten we cannot do anything about this and we will never find the person "
( Mind you he is implying that they will not even look for the pizza hooker )
Me " Ok so now what? "
FHP " Here fill this paper out, the directions are on the back "
Me " Ok... Thanks for your help pig "
FHP " What was that Sir "
Me " Oooo nothing... "
FHP " So what you doing with your car? "
Me " What do you mean? "
FHP " Its a sexy car, looks really good, whats it make pony wise? "
( At this point I am fed up with this @!#$ and just want to go home and blog )
He got in his car and we went our separate ways...
End of story
All in all when I got out of my car in K-Mart it was just few paint scuffs from her white car.
Best part no @!#$ Wii!!
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wow bro, that sucks...what a dirty hooker
I completely understand you were caught up in the moment but always get the tag or, like you were doing, run her down.
Sucks that she got away but this is one example of when to disobey the police. Keep an eye out for her though.
oh ish. ..... im sure one of us will run into said hooker at some point. well ya know how it goes from there
I am sure I will see " Said " hooker again seeing how i live down the raod farther...
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You might find her walkin OBT lol
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na i was on the phone with JHand and a light skinned blakie walked pasted me looking to knaw on so wood
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damn man 2 hit and runs already, my car was technically a hit and run, since I dont know who did it
mine to although that was 8months ago
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Its a hit and run disease going around. Watch out everyone!
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Casper wrote:na i was on the phone with JHand and a light skinned blakie walked pasted me looking to knaw on so wood
can someone please translate.. ???
I can't figure out if I should blame the school system or alcohol
Bobby(Blown&Pullied) wrote:You might find her walkin OBT lol
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JHand wrote:Casper wrote:na i was on the phone with JHand and a light skinned blakie walked pasted me looking to knaw on so wood
Beaner translation: Casper was on the phone with me after this happened and he saw another horny hooker walkin past him
at least someone around here can translate
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i hate to see this kind of stuff happen
damn thats fricken ridiculous!
That's some lame @!#$. At least she didn't cause too much damage though.
O trust me I am gonna buy a can of silver spray paint I heard on WJRR that their is people going around spraying silver penis's on cars and doors.... might just have to take the law into my own hands and trust me after its tagged with a shocker or too im getting the plate #
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All i want to get is CF fenders and teh CF rear defuser and thats it... left in CF
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hey if its any consolation today around 6ish over by turkey lake and sand lake i went to a car accident and the car you described sounds like one of the cars in the wreck. i did not see the driver how ever!
let me know it was a younger chich round our age hard core acne too with glasses.
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so true! lol