What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off it's head
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a bunch of bowling balls? You can't move a bunch of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor
^^Those ones I knew off the top of my head, but I found a pretty good list here:
http://www.dead-baby-jokes.com/introduction.htm
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Whats small and red and cant fit through a doorway?
-a dead baby with a javelin through its head
Whats red bubbly and scratches and glass?
-dead baby in a microwave
Whats white yellow and blue and sits at the bottom of a pool?
-baby with its water wings slashed
Whats green yellow and blue and sits at the bottom of a pool?
-same baby 3 weeks later
Whats worse than 7 dead babies nailed to a tree?
-One dead baby nailed to seven trees
thats all off the top of my head. try google
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urban wrote:
ummmm ok...
today I was at the bank (paying my business visa), and a little
girl, three or so years old, came within 3 feet of me and tried
to grab the crowd separator bar. It wasn't fastened, and it fell
straight across her rib cage, and face. She was hurt very badly,
and even though I could see the barrier coming down on her --
I wasn't fast enough to stop it.
its a true story, and ahahaaha... it was soo effing funny to see
a innocent little girl in pain. true story
man dude you are sick
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What's dead baby in a blender look like?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
Sivler06Cobalt (David Neal) wrote:urban wrote:
ummmm ok...
today I was at the bank (paying my business visa), and a little
girl, three or so years old, came within 3 feet of me and tried
to grab the crowd separator bar. It wasn't fastened, and it fell
straight across her rib cage, and face. She was hurt very badly,
and even though I could see the barrier coming down on her --
I wasn't fast enough to stop it.
its a true story, and ahahaaha... it was soo effing funny to see
a innocent little girl in pain. true story
man dude you are sick
agreed. and he gets all miffed when i say something bad about him. boo hoo, karma's a bitch.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a garbage can? Finding a dead baby in 3 garbage cans. That's the only dead baby joke I know lol.
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lol these jokes are sooo wrong yet I am still laughing
<absolute lack of taste>
What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
</absolute lace of taste>
I say "F" all of you. If you had kids you would in no way be making jokes about this! Especially if you almost lost your child like I did. This post in my opinion needs to be locked.
Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
only one i can think of off the top of my head that hasnt been said is
whats white red and silver and runs into walls?
a baby with forks in its eyes
What's more fun than swinging a baby on a clothes line at 100mph.
Stopping it with a shovel.
What's white and red and sits in the corner.
A baby playing with a razor blade.
What's black and green and sits in the corner.
The same baby a week later.
how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
nail his other hand to the floor
GrimRaven wrote:I say "F" all of you. If you had kids you would in no way be making jokes about this! Especially if you almost lost your child like I did. This post in my opinion needs to be locked.
if you can't joke about it, the dead babies win
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how do you fit 1000 babies into a phone booth?
Blender
GrimRaven wrote:I say "F" all of you. If you had kids you would in no way be making jokes about this! Especially if you almost lost your child like I did. This post in my opinion needs to be locked.
"F" you too.... look at the title of the thread... you knew what it was when you clicked it so STFU and quit your bitchin
Whats black and blue and can make any women scream at 2.oo am.
.... Crib Death
what was the last thing to go through the mond of Alexander McClure's baby...
a hammer
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