Hit their nerve, when you have your very own honorary, sig hating on you in a message board.
YES!!!! I'm so glad that I pissed you off so much that you spent your measly time and did this.
Hell, I kept it my self too. Look at this beauty.



Best flattery ever! Woot-woot! Thanks Tonto aka Quicklilpenis!


Oh yhea thank you for the continuation in proving how much of a hypocrite you are, this time around (and again) on the childish sketches. You got no room to criticize me on this one Tonto.
So with no further ado, allow me to take a bow... .



& consider this... .






THE POLITICALLY INCORRECT ONE.

LOL. Enjoy your "stardom"...You haven't even ruffled my feathers, buddy.

I did it purely for the humor of it. That's exactly what you fail to see. In spite of the fact that I spend time responding to your idiocy, and pointing out how badly you don't get it, I find amusement in your foolishness, because you can't have a debate without making it personal, whether it be insulting, or suggesting simply being a sheep of conservative media, or any other attack on the source, rather than factual, substantive arguments.

So with you, I just have fun. Most others here, I will have a legitimate debate, dealing with facts.

But again, enjoy your 15 minutes.

A thread where goodwrench and quicklilcav have an e-war over who's superior. This is new!

To be honest GT, the fact they did it, and got this reastion out of you.....Kinda makes what you said even sweeter....

ya know, hitting the nerve and all.




Chris




"An appeal to arms and the God of hosts is all that is left us. But we shall not fight our battle alone. There is a just God that presides over the destinies of nations. The battle sir, is not of the strong alone. Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it almighty God. I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death."

Speech at the Second Virginia Convention at St. John's Church in Richmond, Virginia (23 March 1775) Patrick Henry

ATTN: Basement Dwellers

1. Remove fingers from your sticky keyboard and mouse.
2. Peel your lard asses away from the computer chair.
3. Look in the mirror at your disgusting selves.
4. Realize that you are not a toughguy in real life.
5. Notice that you are a toughguy on the intertubes.
6. Lose 100 lbs.
7. Wash your face until the acne disappears.
8. Shave your neckbeard.
9. Try to find a woman to have sex with.
10. Send me a dollar for the help.

LOL. You people have no sense of humor.

HAHA!

Great sig!

i can see goodwrench right now. passing this around to all his friends, smiling at his internet fame.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/sndsgood/ https://www.facebook.com/#!/Square1Photography

^That's right, showed it to my co-workers here and they said "so not only are you an a-hole here, but on the net too?" (Pat on the back) Awesome.
Now how can I put this on my refrigerator, hmmmmmmm?




THE POLITICALLY INCORRECT ONE.

Ohh, the print screen butten comes to mind.....


Chris




"An appeal to arms and the God of hosts is all that is left us. But we shall not fight our battle alone. There is a just God that presides over the destinies of nations. The battle sir, is not of the strong alone. Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it almighty God. I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death."

Speech at the Second Virginia Convention at St. John's Church in Richmond, Virginia (23 March 1775) Patrick Henry

KevinP (Stabby McShankyou) wrote:ATTN: Basement Dwellers

1. Remove fingers from your sticky keyboard and mouse.
2. Peel your lard asses away from the computer chair.
3. Look in the mirror at your disgusting selves.
4. Realize that you are not a toughguy in real life.
5. Notice that you are a toughguy on the intertubes.
6. Lose 100 lbs.
7. Wash your face until the acne disappears.
8. Shave your neckbeard.
9. Try to find a woman to have sex with.
10. Send me a dollar for the help.

LOL

I dont even have a basement


1. This $50 Keyboard is clean and shiny.
2. Why would I do that... it has Wheels..
3. ehh... Im clean.... just need a hair cut
4. I actually am more of a badass in real life than on the net
5. I havnt gone tubing in years
6. If I lost 100 lbs I would weight 104 lbs
7. The onyl thing on my face is some axle grease (just got off work)
8. Ya I can be guilty of that sometimes.... LOL but I dont care what the public thinks of me... plus it helps keep my neck warm when riding home at night.
9. I work freaking 2nd shift (because of the economy) so I cant get out harldy at all even though I want too.... besides.... I've had more than my fair share of the cazy sex (although would like more)
10. What are you gunna do with a Dollar...

Weebel wrote:

KevinP (Stabby McShankyou) wrote:ATTN: Basement Dwellers

1. Remove fingers from your sticky keyboard and mouse.
2. Peel your lard asses away from the computer chair.
3. Look in the mirror at your disgusting selves.
4. Realize that you are not a toughguy in real life.
5. Notice that you are a toughguy on the intertubes.
6. Lose 100 lbs.
7. Wash your face until the acne disappears.
8. Shave your neckbeard.
9. Try to find a woman to have sex with.
10. Send me a dollar for the help.

LOL

I dont even have a basement


1. This $50 Keyboard is clean and shiny.
2. Why would I do that... it has Wheels..
3. ehh... Im clean.... just need a hair cut
4. I actually am more of a badass in real life than on the net
5. I havnt gone tubing in years
6. If I lost 100 lbs I would weight 104 lbs
7. The onyl thing on my face is some axle grease (just got off work)
8. Ya I can be guilty of that sometimes.... LOL but I dont care what the public thinks of me... plus it helps keep my neck warm when riding home at night.
9. I work freaking 2nd shift (because of the economy) so I cant get out harldy at all even though I want too.... besides.... I've had more than my fair share of the cazy sex (although would like more)
10. What are you gunna do with a Dollar...

LOL. No sh!t. Kevin missed the mark on that one, huh?

I only go to my basement to fix stuff, or do my laundry.

1. I keep my laptop quite clean thanks, even when I let my kids use it
2. no computer chair. I sit wherever I feel like (it's a laptop)
3. just LOL. I'm clean cut, with a clean hair cut
4. I call things how I see it, in real life or on the internet
5. see #4
6. I'm pretty sure that at 5' 10", I'd die if I weighed 70 lbs
7. clean skin, thanks
8. never had one
9. I've got a very cute wife, so I'm all set there
10. I will wouldn't have gotten my money's worth if I did so.

whats a basement.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/sndsgood/ https://www.facebook.com/#!/Square1Photography

the place where the unwanted are chained and lashed.

lol i found this a little late.

You feel GoodWrench enjoys Golden showers ? That is all I gathered from his signature.......Why are these thoughts passing threw your head ?

-Also... can we attempt to spell basic words properly..

Cheers !



My Cav
I give up...
i'm buying a VW those people love trees, so they should love eachother too... "Andy"

Short Hand wrote:You feel GoodWrench enjoys Golden showers ? That is all I gathered from his signature.......Why are these thoughts passing threw your head ?

-Also... can we attempt to spell basic words properly..

Cheers !

FAIL

You got me "THEIR".

lol.

More a grammatical mistake though...



My Cav
I give up...
i'm buying a VW those people love trees, so they should love eachother too... "Andy"

Greedy Capitalist Pig wrote:

Short Hand wrote:You feel GoodWrench enjoys Golden showers ? That is all I gathered from his signature.......Why are these thoughts passing threw your head ?

-Also... can we attempt to spell basic words properly..

Cheers !

FAIL

ROFL dammit....i was going to point that out.

also, it's a spelling mistake since the word (phonetically) was used properly.





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(tabs) wrote:

Greedy Capitalist Pig wrote:

Short Hand wrote:You feel GoodWrench enjoys Golden showers ? That is all I gathered from his signature.......Why are these thoughts passing threw your head ?

-Also... can we attempt to spell basic words properly..

Cheers !

FAIL

ROFL dammit....i was going to point that out.

also, its a spelling mistake since the word (phonetically) was used improperly.

Fixed.

Seriously people, if you're going to call someone out on misspellings and grammatical errors, make sure your post is perfect.

This thread is nothing but a pissing contest..

^^ Um, you don't think anyone in here is serious, do you? LOL.

Greedy Capitalist Pig wrote:

(tabs) wrote:

Greedy Capitalist Pig wrote:

Short Hand wrote:You feel GoodWrench enjoys Golden showers ? That is all I gathered from his signature.......Why are these thoughts passing threw your head ?

-Also... can we attempt to spell basic words properly..

Cheers !

FAIL

ROFL dammit....i was going to point that out.

also, its a spelling mistake since the word (phonetically) was used improperly.

Fixed.

Seriously people, if you're going to call someone out on misspellings and grammatical errors, make sure your post is perfect.

Also while we are getting picky... Past tense...

Not Fail.. but "failED"...


:p

lol



My Cav
I give up...
i'm buying a VW those people love trees, so they should love eachother too... "Andy"

"FAIL" is more of a label on whatever the subject is, rather than a statement, so tense doesn't necessarily apply.

the sentence "FAIL." carries an understood "you" as the subject, with fail being the verb. so...it's grammatically correct