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funny Ad for a cobalt Lt
Sunday, November 08, 2009 9:22 PM
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/1452948097.html



motor has about 40,000, super fast , 5 speed e-mail for more info and pics. This is a parts car only, the clutch and radiator are gone, otherwise a complete car, am selling whole car only. need space, the motor still runs perfect, tranny all good , custom stereo, just come get it. When I say parts only is because I do not have the title, nor the time or space to go about getting it, not that it's not obtainable I just can't right now, I have to move and so that is the reason why. Also one more thing when I say the radiator and clutch are gone I mean that the radiator just needs replaced and t6he clutch is just shot but physicly they are still in place. I wish I could keep it, this car has the pep it was supposed to be what replaced the Camero. Oh one more thing about this motor it is actually bigger than the chevy cobalt SS model it's why they were able to put the SS stripes on the hood, incase it makes a difference to anyone. The 1850.oo I am asking is absolutly FIRM.




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Re: funny Ad for a cobalt Lt
Sunday, November 08, 2009 9:35 PM
LMFAO WoW just WOW



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Re: funny Ad for a cobalt Lt
Sunday, November 08, 2009 9:39 PM
I will race him with his bigger engine Camaro replacement.





Re: funny Ad for a cobalt Lt
Monday, November 09, 2009 2:09 AM
Wow. Wonder if it ever got dynoed or maybe the dyno wasn't strong enough to pick up all this HP.



Re: funny Ad for a cobalt Lt
Monday, November 09, 2009 2:27 AM
I love when people type things like OH! one more thing... because the people reading need to know that something just popped in your head. We know theres more, we can see that there are more words. The no title thing, low price, and pictures look suspicious...

Also the fact that this moron said the stripes means it has a bigger engine is hilarious. I guess that means if I take my car to a paintshop they will refuse to put stripes on it until I do an engine swap
Re: funny Ad for a cobalt Lt
Monday, November 09, 2009 5:55 AM
well then...............



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Re: funny Ad for a cobalt Lt
Monday, November 09, 2009 7:10 AM
Joe Schulte wrote:I will race him with his bigger engine Camaro replacement.



Of course, by this statement you meant on the track... not cornfield flyby style ... right?





Re: funny Ad for a cobalt Lt
Monday, November 09, 2009 10:01 AM
did he break 300?





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Re: funny Ad for a cobalt Lt
Monday, November 09, 2009 12:49 PM
Technically the Cobalt Ls DOES have a bigger motor than the SS. It either has a 2.2 or 2.4...whereas the SS only has a 2.0 motor. So he's not stupid or making it up, just stretching the truth like a lot. And the fact he needs to sell it quick with no title, missing parts and he's leaving town makes me wonder if this car is in fact stolen.



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Re: funny Ad for a cobalt Lt
Monday, November 09, 2009 8:49 PM
^^^That's what I was thinking, but the parts aren't missing. He said they're there, just not functional. Then that makes me wonder, how does he know they're broke or even know what they're called, based on his "knowledge" of automobiles and "cameros" But the biggest red flag is the fact that, even if it's not drivable and doesn't have a title, $1850 is still cheap for that car especially only 40k miles? I mean you still got the engine, not to mention the body and panels. Looks like paint is still ok. Still though, nobody wants to have anything to do with "hot" rides like that lol...
And did he also claim he needed space, then later on said it was because he was moving? lol.

Either it is
1. Stolen, in which case they should get the Darwin award for stealing one that didn't even run, let alone putting the damn thing on craigslist. OR...

2. When his mommy and daddy got it for him new in high school, he blew the clutch out with only 40,000 miles on it because was too busy pwning cars with little engines... but after turning to crack cocaine, he didn't have the spare cash to get it fixed, and eventually not even enough to keep it registered. Probably rolled the title up and smoked it too. So his logical conclusion was to sell the car for $1850, cutting his losses, and scoring some drug money for the next 3 days



Re: funny Ad for a cobalt Lt
Monday, November 09, 2009 8:51 PM
(damn I need to go premium for that damn edit button)

Also, I think someone should email him and ask questions like, how well it does street racing, and if it can drift, and if he thinks it could beat their friends honda...




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