Ok I have a question for all of you. I have a bit of a problem with my g/f slamming the passenger door of my Sunfire everytime she gets in or out of the car. Drives me frickin' insane. She's always slammed car dors. She beat to doors of her car to hell. It's like she thinks that she needs to SLAM the door to make sure it's really shut. She does it at home too. She's got my front entrance door to my house practically hanging from it's hinges because she slams it so much. It's annoying as hell. She really slams it hard. She slams car doors so hard that when we drive somewhere and she gets out of the car and slams the door people actually look and stare thinking that we are fighting or something. I tell her all the time, but she doesn't listen. I'm ready to put a sign up on the dash on her side so that hopefully she gets the hint, and if that don't work I'm gonna have a custom passenger ejector seat built in just for her next time she slams my door. Is there anything I can do to cushion the slam a little when she gets in my car and closes the door...?
put 500 lbs resistant springs on her door so she needs to use all her strength to close it...
either that or don't let her shut your door...
Emor8t (IDI....) wrote:put 500 lbs resistant springs on her door so she needs to use all her strength to close it...
either that or don't let her shut your door...
LOL Sounds like a good idea. I wonder how much resistance it would take to get the door strong enough to fling her like a sling shot...?
hmmmmmm well depend on how heavy your girl is a guess.... but i'd say start at about 10000 and adjust for yardage from there.
Emor8t (IDI....) wrote:hmmmmmm well depend on how heavy your girl is a guess.... but i'd say start at about 10000 and adjust for yardage from there.
LOL If it works I'll paint a bullseye on the front door of my house that she beat up so that I can park my car just right and aim so that she hits it when the door flings her through the air.
Evil Serpent wrote:Emor8t (IDI....) wrote:hmmmmmm well depend on how heavy your girl is a guess.... but i'd say start at about 10000 and adjust for yardage from there.
LOL If it works I'll paint a bullseye on the front door of my house that she beat up so that I can park my car just right and aim so that she hits it when the door flings her through the air.
aim for your bed and hope it knocks her out... mwahahahahaha
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Sounds like you need to perform some wall to wall counseling on how to shut a door.
My wife slams my car door too! Not house much, but I'm afraid she gonna taske it off one day.
Maybe she's taking out her aggression, from paying to much attention the the car, and not her lol.
Maybe some dynamat would do some insulating?
You could be a gentleman and run around the car and open the door for her.
---or just dump her... whatever.
that sounds like a good enough excuse to get some lambos and make em perm go up and down not left and right and if she keeps slamin it just get bigger shocks , and get her a helmet
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all I can say is if she liek to slam the doors DO NOT BUY LAMBOS hahahah
This thread made me laugh my ass off.... thank you.
I have nothing to add to this discussion, but please keep it going, it's hilarious.
bluefire 04 wrote:You could be a gentleman and run around the car and open the door for her.
---or just dump her... whatever.
2 best suggestions youll get!!!
NO cause if you get lambos.. your door will fall off. if dhe slams it..
I say slam her in your bed a couple of times and then make her open your door!
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You could go to her house and when you walk in and leave slam the door both times , ask her to drive her car and when you get out of the car .... Once again slam the door .
If she does'nt have a car then don't let her drive . Just slam the door at her house that much harder .
Do that the entire time you are at her house or in her car . After a while she will probably get mad and ask what your problem is . Then you can say you don't know but it must be the same problem she is having when she slams the doors on your car .
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every person that ever gets in my car seems to wanna slam my doors too, i dunno what it is. i think it's something about j-bodys...hmmm, conspiracy?
Ok i have to put my .02 into this one....My g/f slams the doors all the time and i tell her she don't have to slam them to get them to shut and then she gives me this i didnt mean to slam it..everytime.. But here is my theory i think its in the genes because here mom,brother,and sister slam the doors on their cars... Its like man i cant have anything nice......
Sounds like your g/f has down syndrome or something, cant you just tell her to stop? Its not like she is gonna stop putting out cause your told her to not shut the door so hard.
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