For example, drive, use a computer, cook, etc
If you can't go the speed limit, use a turn signal, learn the rules of the road. THEN DON"T DRIVE!
If you can't figure out how to turn a computer on after being shown 3143123 times then just give up cause your not going to get it.
If you have caught you house on fire cooking more than a few times..... stay out of my kitchen?
What do you guys think? if you have be shown, or done something more than an acceptable amount of times... just quit!
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!!!
sorry, had to.
And as for the computer thing...just pull the plug on their machine and hand them an abacus.
Goodbye Callisto & Skađi, Hello Ishara:
2022 Kia Stinger GT2 AWD
The only thing every single person from every single walk of life on earth can truly say
they have in common is that their country is run by a bunch of fargin iceholes.
...when i worked for Apple i got away with telling a gentleman that his iMac wasn't going to be useful to him, and he'd be better off using it as a doorstop.
this was after he dropped it while trying to find the power button(it's right on the front of the machine.....)
grrquack.
[quote=Keeper of the Light™]PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!!!
There were days I just WISHED I could have told someone that they have made my day all the sadder because they have unveilled to me that nature in fact, HAS made a better idiot.
Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.
[quote=Keeper of the Light™]PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!!!
Personally, I think if
you're too stupid to spell words correctly, then you shouldn't post at all...
Keeper spelled that right...
Unless you mean the original topic: If
YOU'RE TOO stupid to do something, then DON'T.
Damned contractions.
Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.
GAM, look at my name...
...and yes, I meant the original topic.
Sorry Brett V. I should have quoted and elaborated...
Quote:
If you have caught you house on fire cooking more than a few times..... stay out of my kitchen?
PORK CHOP SHANDWICHES!!! WHOA! HOLY @!#$, GET THE @!#$ OUTTA HERE!!!!!
it was less in refetrence to your name and more in reference to the fensler film.
Goodbye Callisto & Skađi, Hello Ishara:
2022 Kia Stinger GT2 AWD
The only thing every single person from every single walk of life on earth can truly say
they have in common is that their country is run by a bunch of fargin iceholes.
Tell me about it. At my job at Advance Auto, I have to deal with people calling in and complaining because the $100 alternator I just sold them caused their car not to start, or give a check engine light...
And then they expect me to return it, and give them another part for free because I should feel sorry for them because their rusted out 1978 Ford Fairmont is a piece of schit.
And, at my job as a Ford dealer technician, I'm always having to un-fluck problems that people caused on their own, and couldn't fix. And then they cry because their aftermarket stereo and hi-po alternator fried their wiring, allthewile voiding their warranty. Gotta love it.
The worst ons though are the screw-ups that were designed (intended??) by the factory, such as every Focus and 6.0L Powerstroke diesel.
Currently #4 in Ecotec Forced Induction horsepower ratings. 505.8 WHP 414WTQ!!!
Currently 3rd quickest Ecotec on the .org - 10.949 @ 131.50 MPH!!!
[quote=Keeper of the Light™]Sorry Brett V. I should have quoted and elaborated...
Quote:
If you have caught you house on fire cooking more than a few times..... stay out of my kitchen?
PORK CHOP SHANDWICHES!!! WHOA! HOLY @!#$, GET THE @!#$ OUTTA HERE!!!!!
it was less in refetrence to your name and more in reference to the fensler film.
Oh, I know...where do you think my name came from?
ba baba baba bababa baba
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!! GTFO!!!
...my god, did that smell good
Goodbye Callisto & Skađi, Hello Ishara:
2022 Kia Stinger GT2 AWD
The only thing every single person from every single walk of life on earth can truly say
they have in common is that their country is run by a bunch of fargin iceholes.
